Saturday, March 1, 2014
any other name.
There are a lot of things you can learn about your blog if you just click all the random buttons on the homepage, it seems.
I would like to apologize to whomever ended up here as a result of googling "i look a lot like my mom." Somebody did, and I'm sorry. I cannot possibly be what you were after.
A couple things though? Why are you googling that. Are you curious as to why you look like your mom? Or are you searching for a community of other people who find themselves in a similar situation? Until you inform me otherwise, I'm gonna make a Lifetime Original Movie out of you, is that ok? Here's the premise: You were told from an early age that you were adopted, but as time progressed and you underwent puberty (a storied LOM theme), the physical similarities between you and your "adoptive" mother became more and more pronounced. But what reason would she have to lie? What secrets from her past is she hiding by pretending you never spent any time in her womb? The plot takes a turn for the dark, while maintaining the awesome Lifetime lighting that makes everyone look made of plastic. And then...I don't have a conclusion yet but I'm open to suggestions.
The ideal snack for bad TV (just LOOK at that segue, god I'm unstoppable): this batch of puppy chow. I used popcorn instead of cereal because finding Spanish Chex would have been a Carnival miracle, and I daresay it was an improvement upon perfection. The dearth of powdered sugar in this nation made it a true shame for my wallet, but I had a craving so here we are.