Saturday, March 1, 2014

any other name.


There are a lot of things you can learn about your blog if you just click all the random buttons on the homepage, it seems.

I would like to apologize to whomever ended up here as a result of googling "i look a lot like my mom."  Somebody did, and I'm sorry.  I cannot possibly be what you were after.

A couple things though?  Why are you googling that.  Are you curious as to why you look like your mom?  Or are you searching for a community of other people who find themselves in a similar situation?  Until you inform me otherwise, I'm gonna make a Lifetime Original Movie out of you, is that ok?  Here's the premise: You were told from an early age that you were adopted, but as time progressed and you underwent puberty (a storied LOM theme), the physical similarities between you and your "adoptive" mother became more and more pronounced.  But what reason would she have to lie?  What secrets from her past is she hiding by pretending you never spent any time in her womb? The plot takes a turn for the dark, while maintaining the awesome Lifetime lighting that makes everyone look made of plastic.  And then...I don't have a conclusion yet but I'm open to suggestions.

The ideal snack for bad TV (just LOOK at that segue, god I'm unstoppable): this batch of puppy chow.  I used popcorn instead of cereal because finding Spanish Chex would have been a Carnival miracle, and I daresay it was an improvement upon perfection.  The dearth of powdered sugar in this nation made it a true shame for my wallet, but I had a craving so here we are.

16 comments:

  1. Hello friend out there my name is Andrew Mark am a vampire i was bone in califonia am 50years old i love beeing a vampire becaose i alwayse get what i want i have initiate allote of friends family member young and old ,if you have interest you want to be a vampire you are free i can initiate you and you will be one of us fame money any thing you want will definatly be yours contact vampirestemple@yahoo.com to day and be initiated thanks

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  2. I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful man and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded man in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their email. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email vampiretransformationtemple@gmail.com

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  5. I'm JUDITH DANIEL from the united state,i was been transformed to a vampire through the help of a vampire spell caster call Lord Vincent Muller vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com it was just as easy as possible, at first i was thinking it going to take a while for my ( D.N.A.) to respond to the spell, all i did was just to follow the procedure that i was been told, and i bet you that procedure i took change my entire life to something i ever desire, freedom,sickness free,pains free, fame,influence,connections and even more that i can imaging.thanks to my dear friend Mr Fred who directed me to Mystic vampire spell home. please if you wish to be like me contact the vampire mystic spell caster : vampirelordcenter@yahoo.com

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  7. I’m a vampire and i know you will be surprise to think that
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    Do you want to be a vampire,still in human,having talented brain turning to a vampire in a good posture in ten mines time to a human again, with out delaying in a good human posture. A world of vampire where life get easier,we have made so many persons vampires and have turned them rich,you will assured long life and prosperity,you shall be made to be very sensitive to mental alertness,stronger and also very fast,you will not be restricted to walking at night only even at the very middle of broad day light you will be made to walk, this is an opportunity to have the human vampire virus to perform in a good posture.If you are interested contact us on vampireworld777@gmail.com

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  10. I turn to a vampire any time i want to. i become a vampire because of how people treat me, this world is a wicked world and not fair to any body. at the snack of my finger things are made happened. am now a powerful man and no one step on me without an apology goes free. i turn to human being also at any time i want to. and am one of the most dreaded man in my country. i become a vampire through the help of my friend who introduce me into a vampire kingdom by given me their email. if you want to become a powerful vampire kindly contact the vampire kingdom on their email worldofvampir@hotmail.com

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  12. Hello friend i want to say u that there is no one here to help u to became vampire.cos i tried all of them.all are spameres.they will first say that they want to export blood.and they want exporting fees.and then they go with ur money.some of them also send some medicine to u.that not make u vampire.that is a some kind of poison to make u mad.i tried to became vampire last eight years and i find a man i man.and now i have his mail id also.i pleaded him so much and at last he agreed to make other people vampire.now he is changing people to vampire.but not all people if he think that u really want one, he will help u.he is not exporting his blood to u he will change u into one like this.

    A vampire is most commonly formed when another vampire kills a human by nearly draining them of blood but leaving a certain small amount behind. Once the victim’s heart has stopped the vampire introduces his own blood into the victims system. The vampires blood contains the supernatural vampirical demonic virus which re-sequences the humans DNA thereby transforming their cells into something similar to cancer cells except stable in nature. It is this similarity to cancer cells that gives them their immortality since cancer cells are immortal. The process isn’t instant and often takes 24-48 hours during which time the pre-vampire is clinically dead. You'll die in the process & come back to life as a new turned vampire.if u fear then u cant do it.i am not forcing u to contact him.i am saying u there is no one other than him turning people into vampire.if u belive this contact him in this mail id

    dearmal2000@gmail.com

    Ok. i am posting about him for helping u people

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