Monday, January 20, 2014

coated.


Its ok, don't worry about me, I'm just completely unable to move because I ate my body weight in salted caramel popcorn.

Do not make it unless you want to undergo a tragic and abrupt shift from Euphoric Inhalation of Super Delicious Snack to Catatonic Groaning as a Result of Unprecedented Fullness Levels.  The other option is that you could exhibit self control but I think that's a myth.


I actually can't get up from this couch.  I think I may die here.  Aside from my recent decent into gluttony I am very at peace.  I have no regrets.

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