Its ok, don't worry about me, I'm just completely unable to move because I ate my body weight in salted caramel popcorn.
Do not make it unless you want to undergo a tragic and abrupt shift from Euphoric Inhalation of Super Delicious Snack to Catatonic Groaning as a Result of Unprecedented Fullness Levels. The other option is that you could exhibit self control but I think that's a myth.
I actually can't get up from this couch. I think I may die here. Aside from my recent decent into gluttony I am very at peace. I have no regrets.