|Men's Gap button down; BDG denim, Vince Camuto heels|
I read The Man Repeller every day, and I have learned many a lesson from its proprietor, but I will admit that I do not usually...adhere. To these lessons. Leandra touts the sartorial effectiveness of single sole heels (ow), layers like a maniac (ok), invented the Arm Party (yes), and this was her wedding dress (holy whoa). So. I think cafeteria discipleship is in order. The shoes and the Not My Size shirt felt like easy places to start, so here I am, in my sublet bedroom, hazardously kicking the window in an attempt to be mildly repellant.
I am most successful at this, perhaps, here, where I wonder what to do with my huge front pocket. I've taken to keeping my phone in there, which makes it look to the casual passerby like I have a super saggy left boob. I get aaaallllllllllll the boys this way, in case you were wondering.
Also by being cross-eyed. And slouching.
On an unrelated note, August is Everybody Redesign Your Website Month, or so it appears, and suddenly I don't know how to navigate anything on the entire internet. Are you having this problem? Let's talk about it.