How many years of my life did I erase yesterday by demolishing a bag of Garrett Popcorn Chicago Mix? Is it weird that I was scrolling though some healthcrazy's fitness Instagram while I was licking the alien cheese powder off my fingers? Is this the catch-22 of the modern twenty something? Ok cool.
At what point is it not funny anymore that my nail polish is always chipped?
How many times in a row is too many times in a row to listen to Bruno Mars? Is Bruno Mars even relevant anymore?
What is it like to be on the lost side of a language barrier?
Should I throw a party for myself when I finish watching the entirety of the West Wing, which I am only three episodes away from doing, and sub-question: should I cheer or weep at this party?
Is it possible to be jealous of a window?
Have you seen Blue Jasmine?