You should really just read it, but perhaps you are in a time crunch so here is a summary:
I whine a little bit about NYC prices, hashtag moneyproblem$, etc.
I gush a little bit about the Union Square Greenmarket, aka The Most Best Place of Ever.
I buy some rainbow carrots and heirloom tomatoes and then make a carrot, tomato and beet slaw.
I would recommend you do at least that last thing at your leisure, but preferably right at this very moment.
Thank you very much.